In 2022, while participating in
BBC Writersroom's
Write Across
programme, Thomas wrote a 255-word autobiography with illeism in an
attempt to separate his contradictory personal and professional
selves. This current version was rewritten in August 2023; it contains
thirty fewer words, but the same lazy reference to BBC.
Uncomfortable acknowledging achievements, Thomas makes vague
allusions to award-winning work which bears no significance to his
everyday life. He overcompensates with self-deprecation—or
“sarcastic” pretentiousness—as he
narcissistically assumed your visit here, hoping to consider your
curiosity piqued.
Though
‘filmmaker and photographer’
would be apt, internally he considers himself a
‘multi-hyphenate’
on account of his self-conceited delusions.
Swinging from branch to branch, Thomas
blackmailed
persuaded production companies to let him explore new roles and
develop skills including
animation,
editing,
colouring, and
cinematography. His ever-expanding skillset held him
subservient to the film industry for over a decade before experiencing
burnout and a quarter-life crisis.
To distract from chronic pain while sitting at home struggling to
walk, Thomas writes
scripts,
poems, and unnecessarily superfluous, ironic
arrangements of letters from the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Since registering this domain in 2012, Thomas has continually
struggled to maintain an up-to-date digital representation of his
capricious character.
In an abrupt conclusion, Thomas is an advocate for change. He's
trying to emotionally, spiritually, and mentally grow, whilst still
being able to afford to feed his cats.